THE RUSSIAN CLOWNS


THERE WAS A RUSSIAN MAN
WITH THE IMAGE OF A CLOWN PAINTED ON
THE INSIDE OF HIS LEFT PALM.

HE WASN'T SURE HOW TO SHAKE THIS BIRTHMARK THAT HAD
BEEN BESTOWED UPON HIM FROM BIRTH.

SO,
HE DECIDED TO LEAVE HIS HOME COUNTRY
AND TRAVEL INTO THE VISTA CALLED AMERICA TO GRAB EITHER HIS CALLING OR A GREAT SURGEON THAT
COULD TAKE THIS HIDEOUS MARK OFF HIS AGED PALM.

BEFORE HE MADE IT TO THE DESTINY OF
HIS DREAMS OR A SURGEON,
HE HOPPED INTO A ONE ROOM BUSINESS
WITH A WOMAN AND HER GYPSY CRYSTALS.

HE SAID,
"HOW DO I SHAKE SUCH A THING?"

"YOU SHOULDN'T"
SHE RESPONDED.
"REMAIN YOUR HOMELAND."

THIS HE DID.

YES,
AND THINGS WERE NEVER QUITE THE SAME.

CHRIST,
HE LEARNED TO LOVE THAT CLOWN ON HIS LEFT PALM AND DECIDED TO GET A FEMALE CLOWN COMPANION TATTOOED ON THE OTHER HAND.

ONE RUSSIAN
FUCKING MAD ABOUT HIS CLOWNS.