RHAPSODY TUNE


NAVY BLUE BOXER SHORTS
SOAKING IN BLEACH,
MAD SLOTS PLAYER VOMITS
A TUBA,
DIAMONDS IN A LAND FILL,
TAXES ON OUR FOLLICLES,
THE CHURCH HELD A GATHERING
TO BURN CHECKER BOARDS,
A BRAINLESS WORM WALKS
OVER HER BELLYBUTTON,
DUCKS DOING SWAN DIVES,
CORN KERNELS CURSED THE FOOD DRIVE,
LEFT SIDE POLITICS
ELECTED A YACHT CLUB PRIC,
THE PRICE OF BUBBLE GUM
DROPPED,
A CRATER WAS FORMED IN
NEW MEXICO BY A BLAST
OF SEWAGE,
MICROSOFT WENT BANKRUPT,
HOUSE LIZARDS CHEWING ON
ELECTRICAL CORDS,
PARALLEL PARKING IS DEEMED
A CRIME,
WOLVES IN ALASKA BURN
WITH NO VOICE BOX,
FROZEN VEAL TURNS INTO A PURPLE
CUP OF JUICE-

A RHAPSODY IS BUT A TUNE.