WHAT WE DO THE BEST


THE EGG BEATERS
AND THE CHICKENS THAT ROOST
FOR A BANKRUPT RANCHER.

LOCUST COLLIDING AS THE WORLD FORGETS
ANOTHER REVELATION,
NEW TREASURY NOTES FROM     WASHINGTON D.C. AS THE HYPOCHONDRIAC SNEEZES ON THE TATTERED ONE DOLLAR BILL HE TAPED TOGETHER.

AN INSANE MAN SITTING IN FRONT OF THE TV CHEWING ON THE END
OF A BOURBON SOAKED MAPLE LOG YELLING FOR HIS WIFE
EVERY FIVE MINUTES FORGETTING WHEN SHE LEFT HIM FOR GOOD AND
WONDERING WHY SHE WON'T ANSWER.

A SMALL GIRL FINDING A TAMPON ON THE AISLE OF
A DISCOUNT STORE FLOOR, OPENING THE PACKAGE,
PULLING THE STRING AND COTTON AWAY FROM THE PLASTIC
LOOKING AT MOTHER AS SHE TURNS AROUND & ASKS,
"WHY ISN'T THIS LIKE THE OTHER LOLLIPOPS?"

GIVING THE HOMELESS MAN ON 9TH & BALTIMORE $32.17,
THINKING MAYBE HE'LL GO BUY A PAIR OF SHOES .. YET KNOWING HE WON'T.

TOUCHING THE HOT SOUSE PAN COOKING YOUR RED SAUCE
ON THE STOVE TO LET THE PAIN SHEAR THROUGH YOUR NERVES A
FEELING THAT WILL BE THE CLOSEST THOUGHT TO BEING A CHILD AGAIN.

LISTENING TO NOTHING THROUGHOUT THE DAY,
INCLUDING ALL THE PEOPLE,
TO FEEL WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE DEAF FOR A DAY.

SHINING YOUR BLACK PAIR OF WING TIPS ON THE LAST DAY
BEFORE YOU GIVE THEM TO THE CITY UNION MISSION,
JUST TO SAY YOU SHINED THEM SHOES ONCE.

GIVING    BELIEVING..TAKING..RUINING-
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO THE BEST.