Children are better than Locomotives


Songs keep going,
Cars dying,
The insurance rep eats 17 packs of straight
Nutra-Sweet before calling me.

Titles,
    Proof of existence,
Learner locations,
The peril f private ownership.

The moon roof is slick,
Working windshield wiper fluid.

Satisfied purchase,
    Pain in the balls.

Have a child is easier than this
& you get to keep
The child for a lifetime.